Punchline: But its mother is not!
Adult Greeting Cards
Punchline: Douchebag.
Punchline: Mine was your death.
Punchline: Because no one else will.
Punchline: I can’t afford a funeral right now!
Punchline: I’ve been playing with your spouse’s privates.
Punchline: Is it stupid and fat like you?
Punchline: Because no one else will.
Punchline: Yet another year wasted in a haze, you alcoholic drunk!
Punchline: My friend had what you have and he died.
